It's now 83 days until the wedding and the most recent listed activity I ticked the shit out of, was finding shoes for the bridesmaids. This was so difficult and one of the most challenging tasks I've ever completed. This might seem simple to you. Shoe shopping easy!! Well it's not easy. Firstly, it was difficult to get a gaggle of girls all together at the same time. Secondly you should see what I had to work with!!
As a comparison, here is a quick shot of my feet. Sorry about them being in such bad shape. I wasn't expecting for them to be photographed.
This is what I had to work with.....
|This is after a pedicure!!!!|
|Not enough NADs in a jar for this one|
|She offered to do my manicure for my big day. I impolitely declined and told her to fuck off.|
I had always wondered why I never saw my bridesmaids wearing thongs or sandals. I just assumed they preferred boots all year round. How was I able to find shoes to go on these feet??
IF my bridesmaids had feet like mine, It'd be easy to find shoes for them. Here's another shot of my foot, sorry about their poor condition, I'd just been outside gardening and got a flower caught between my toes.
Anyhow, I put on my big arsed bridezilla attitude and ordered them to wax, clip and undertake major feet transplant surgery. Thank you to all the models who kindly donated their feet for this good cause. Sorry you had to wake up the next morning with a bad hangover and discover your shoe modelling career is over. With your new feet, can I suggest a new career in horror films?
Here is our success! Here the shoes we have chosen.
|Success - Nude Glitter|
They look beautiful and are just so twinkly!! I am so glad this task has been ticked of the Wedding Shit List!